Being a dad and a joker, I wanted to keep track of all the dad jokes that I find on the internet. I also wanted a place where I could share them. Thank you to those people all of the internet for providing me with these jokes.
Coffin
A salesman offered me a really good deal on a coffin. I told him that is the last thing I need.
British man on the moon
How does a British man on the moon cut his hair? eclipse it.